OK. As you might already know, UVA celebrated its 200th birthday recently. It’s kind of a big deal—200 years! Naturally we went all out for the bicentennial celebration. The event featured Katie Couric, Leslie Odom Jr., Terry McAuliffe, The Goo Goo dolls. Even Tina Fey and Malcolm Brogdon sent in special video messages. Then, the fucking Rotunda caught on fire! (courtesy of video projection) Anyways, the bottom line is that a lot of thought and time and money went into these bicentennial festivities. So, I guess that just leaves us all wondering, what the ACTUAL HelL Is WiTH the PLastiC JunGLE GyM on SOUth lawN ANd ThE incrEdiBly TaCKy cOLumN iN FrOnt Of thE ROtuNDa?!?!