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5 great VT jokes to get you through the Commonwealth Clash

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5 great VT jokes to get you through the Commonwealth Clash

"I mean, at least we have football? Right??"

Ashley Morris

11.24.17

CHARLOTTESVILLE, VIRGINIA - This Friday, November 24th, marks the 99th meeting of the Virginia and Virginia Tech football teams in a spectacular match dubbed 'The Commonwealth Clash' back in '96. While VT holds the overall record (56-37-5), all-time and current win streaks (13-0), and the largest victory by score (48-0), the Hoos may have a chance this year to turn the tables on the Hokies.

If you're struggling to maintain hope, or just want to rag on your Tech 'friends', here are five jokes, roasts, and jives to get you through this year's matchup. As always, Go HOOS!

5.

Q: How many Virginia Tech students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three - one to change the bulb, and two to discuss how they did it as well as a UVA student.

4.

Justin Fuente will only be dressing 15 players this week - the rest of them have finally learned to dress themselves.

3.

Q: What does Tech student need to have a seven-course meal?
A: A possum and a six pack.

2.

Q: How do you make Hokie cookies?
A: Put the football team in a bowl game, pound for 60 minutes, finish with a roast and burn

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And there you have it.

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