Q: How many Virginia Tech students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three - one to change the bulb, and two to discuss how they did it as well as a UVA student.
Justin Fuente will only be dressing 15 players this week - the rest of them have finally learned to dress themselves.
Q: What does Tech student need to have a seven-course meal?
A: A possum and a six pack.
Q: How do you make Hokie cookies?
A: Put the football team in a bowl game, pound for 60 minutes, finish with a roast and burn