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A 2k18 love story

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A 2k18 love story

Theres no stronger love than between a man and his JUUL

Samantha Louque

2.12.18

(To the tune of You're Beautiful by James Blunt)

My life is brilliant
My lungs are pure
I saw a blue JUUL
Of that I'm sure
She lit up on the trin dance floor
She was in anothers hand
But he will drop it you can bet on that
Cause he’s 17 shots in

You're beautiful
You're beautiful
You're beautiful, it's true
I saw your light on a crowded night
And I don't know what to do
'Cause now I'm addicted to you

Yes, she caught my eye
As I shoved my way by
It was clear from my face that I was
Fuckin' high
And I don't think that I'll hit it again
But we shared a moment that will last till the end

You're beautiful
You're beautiful
You're beautiful, it's true
I saw your light on a crowded night
And I don't know what to do
'Cause now im addicted to you

La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la, la

You're beautiful
You're beautiful
You're beautiful, it's true
There must be a millionaire with a smile on his face
When he thought up that I should be with you
But it's time to face the truth
I am way too addicted to you